She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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