remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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