I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
My vagina just clenched in fear
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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