I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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