Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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