I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
