it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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