I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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