Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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