; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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