This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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