Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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