So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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