I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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