dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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