i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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