Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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