I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
This can only be settled by a dance off.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
