So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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