i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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