He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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