oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Randomize