he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
well most of my day revolves around power hour
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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