I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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