Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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