But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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