That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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