don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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