went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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