butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
In the future we'll all be gay
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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