I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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