theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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