First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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