Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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