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you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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