worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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