i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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