Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Pooping to opera.
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