3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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