hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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