we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
