So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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