Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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