hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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