Are we in a gay sports bar?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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