Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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