Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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