You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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