my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
this will be a night to untag.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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