doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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