He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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