I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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