Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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