i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
it's like heaven, but drunker
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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