It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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